Dear Pieter van den Hoogenband, For a 30-year-old, you’re not a bad swimmer.  But you lost the only event you were competing in.  You lost, Hoogie.  You lost. You didn’t break my heart, though.  I thank you for that. You do have the best name in the history of all names ever, so you win [...]

I never got around to writing about Season 4 of Doctor Who, but that’s not going to stop me from showing you all my awesome new Sonic Screwdriver.

  Stuart says it’s ok for me to like him.