I’ll be the coolest 21 year old in New Jersey.

I don’t think I’ll ever grow up.

I’m still a little bit cautious on actually purchasing one of these sexy iPod Nanos for the following reasons:

• What color should I choose?
• 16gb isn’t even enough for just my music.
• WHAT COLOR SHOULD I CHOOSE?

One of my favorite things about this iPod is the accelerometer (I pronounce it ek-sell-er-oh-mee-ter even though it’s ek-sell-er-ah-mitter).  Sure, Cover Flow is cool and fun, but have you played Maze?  That is hands down the best thing on the iPod Nano.  Straight out of the box, already installed, is Maze.  Yes, you could probably find an app in the App Store for your iPhone or iPod Touch, but this game is absolutely amazing and time consuming.  I love it, even though I don’t own one.

Really, all this iPod Nano needs to do is have a vibrate feature.  I’d marry it.

In case you’re curious, here is the song that is used in the commercial: Chairlift – “Bruises”.  Very, very catchy.

I ordered a pair of fake glasses from UrbanOutfitters.com the other day, and they came in the mail yesterday. This is what I look like with them on, and if I was more sketchy and cartoony.

If you haven’t come across a Club Libby Lu store before, then you are one of the lucky ones.  This store basically trains little girls on how to become sluts.  Little girls walk into this store with hopes of looking like Hannah Montana, and they leave the store looking like a whore.

This piece of looseleaf paper was posted on the locked cage at Libby Lu during open hours.  If I show this to mall management, these slutty managers are in deep shit.