still too young » olympics http://stilltooyoung.com never old enough Sun, 01 May 2011 07:57:31 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 eat, sleep, swim http://stilltooyoung.com/index.php/2008/08/13/eat-sleep-swim/ http://stilltooyoung.com/index.php/2008/08/13/eat-sleep-swim/#comments Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:30:08 +0000 Hena http://stilltooyoung.com/?p=58

Dear Pieter van den Hoogenband,

For a 30-year-old, you’re not a bad swimmer.  But you lost the only event you were competing in.  You lost, Hoogie.  You lost.
You didn’t break my heart, though.  I thank you for that.
You do have the best name in the history of all names ever, so you win the gold medal in that.

I love you, Hoogie.  Always and forever.

Yours truly,
Hena

Dear Michael Phelps,

HOLY FUCKING SHIT you are the most insanely amazingly athletic person in the whole world.

I hope Disney makes a movie about you.  You are America’s pride and joy.  Thank you for existing and pwning everyone in sight.

Love,
Hena

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