Dear Pieter van den Hoogenband, For a 30-year-old, you’re not a bad swimmer.  But you lost the only event you were competing in.  You lost, Hoogie.  You lost. You didn’t break my heart, though.  I thank you for that. You do have the best name in the history of all names ever, so you win [...]

I never got around to writing about Season 4 of Doctor Who, but that’s not going to stop me from showing you all my awesome new Sonic Screwdriver.

This is probably the greatest thing to hit the internets.  Thank you, internets, for creating the RickRoll, and thank you, hmatkin, for creating this video. OBAMA 08 AMIRITE?????